Stanley

I think Stanley has a hard time getting along with other dogs. I don't even think he knows he's a dog. I think he thinks he's human. An experience from today...

Stanley [greets neighbor's dog on opposite fence]

Neighbor's dog: bark bark bark

Stanley [stares back at neighbor's dog]

Neighbor's dog: bark bark bark

Stanley [lifts leg and urinates on neighbor's dog]

Neighbor's dog [in shock, then even louder]: BARK BARK BARK

I think if they both had fingers rather than paws, they just gave each other the equivalent of "the finger".